Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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