if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Non-Jews are for practice
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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