You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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