I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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