she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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