Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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