Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i think i just lost a toe
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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