your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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