roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
