My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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