Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I need to stop coming to work sober
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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