So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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