She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
