were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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