I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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