Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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