At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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