are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Randomize
