Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
