why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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