We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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