You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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