Non-Jews are for practice
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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