Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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