You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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