i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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