Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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