I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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