Non-Jews are for practice
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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