talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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