i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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