when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
