You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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