its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So vagazzling was a success
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Randomize
