i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She even gives head with a lisp.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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