I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
