whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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