just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
