$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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