That's intense
I've blown a few things in my day
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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