...so i touched it.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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