No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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