so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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