I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
