quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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