did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Couch. On fire.
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