party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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