I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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