If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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