just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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