we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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