we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
and she was petting her beer can
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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