So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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