giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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