I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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