You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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