I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
And then he peed in my hair
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