Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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